# Gary Stollman Update

Posted to alt.conspiracy, alt.alien.visitors, alt.paranet.ufo, rec.arts.books on 12/16/96

In case any of you don't know who I am, I was the guy who held the toy gun on Consumer Advocate David Horowitz at KNBC TV in 1987, and forced him to read a statement on the air about how the CIA and aliens had replaced all my family with clones. I have some important information for you to read now about the end of my problems with the CIA, and how this came about...

This last summer, I went to visit my mom in LA, who is still crippled from a stroke she had in 1991. I had a holy medallion, a Virgin Mary cross, which I was given by a girl here in Tallahassee, who read my story on the front pages of a book about the Masons, and other related evil groups. She was a very religious person, and gave me a number of crosses, and a prayer to exorcise demons, which it turns out is what I have been fighting against all these years...

When I got to LA, gradually the spirit of Jesus which had been helping me for all this time, entered my body again and made me go to the bookstore at one of the malls in LA. The holy cross I had was from 1830, and was blessed by priests long ago and recently. When I was in the bookstore, I picked up a book about the CIA, and turned to one of the pages. There were, as usual, CIA clowns following me all over the place, and evil beings who worked for them in the form of my enemies, who had been following me for more than 20 years around the country. I placed the cross over the word "cia", and suddenly the sneers on the people of the CIA who had been all around me turned to lifeless expressions. Jesus then had me place the cross over every term of the CIA book, including the photos of the CIA headquarters in Langley. He told me that by this means he could enter the building without problems, and had me place the cross over every book on the shelf about the CIA, FBI, NSA, and the other intelligence organizations who had bothered me in the past. I also later on ran the cross over an almanac of facts, and spent hours going thru the entire LA and Beverly Hills yellow and white pages with it. I didn't miss a thing, and even went downtown LA and touched the cross to all the main buildings that controlled the city. I was enjoying myself, as I watched the evil people around me cower in fear with everything I touched with the cross...

After I got done with this, I touched the cross to everything in my parents apartment, where my mom and dad live. The evil clone of my dad was really fucked up royally when I did this. I won't go into detail of exactly what happened as I did this, as it would sound too crazy without a long explanation of every detail as it happened. I will save that for the book I have been working on for so long, "The Invasion of the Human Race"...

Let's just say that I fucked up my enemies but good, and that I KNOW that Jesus is here NOW and has taken over everything important. THIS is the Second Coming, and although it isn't as was planned in the bible, which is supposedly what was suppose to happen, there has been a slight detour, due to the cross that I still keep with me constantly...Happy trails...

Gary Stollman

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